I Hate Sunderland

I hate mushrooms, I hate double science for my first 2 lessons on a monday morning, I hate my 51 plate VW Polo, I hate that annoying dripping tap through the night, I hate the price of petrol, I hate how Shola has just signed a new 2 year deal, I hate working which keeps me away from my beautiful wife, I hate wasps, I hate JUST missing the St James via the Coast Metro when you're pulling into South Gosfoth station on the way to Whitley Bay, I hate Chris Waddle, I hate how I had to shave my Joey Barton tash off, I hate driving the car when the petrol light has been on for about 30 mile, I hate leaning against a radiator that someone has stuck chewing gum too, I hate when I have to take all my ID, to get £250,000 of my own money out me bank, I hate when predictive text changes words I dont want them too, I hate Cheery Coke, I hate Kevin Keegan Perms, I hate when I'm drunk, I always tend to high 5 the toilet assistants, I hate getting sun burnt, I hate how Laura has made my cool looking Sandy Coloured Cords disappear, I hate The Godfather part 3, I hate when I run a bath for 10 minutes, turn it off, leave it for a while and go to get in it to realise the hot water is off, I hate working saturdays, I hate not being able to get to sleep on Christmas Eve, although I'm in my 30's, I hate when people change the order of my books around in my book shelf, I hate getting paid on the tuesday after a bank holiday weekend, I hate people spelling my surname wrong, especially when they are writting it as I spell it; thats O-U-R-T-H, ok howarth and I hate Corn Beef; Though most of all; I hate SUNDERLAND!!!!!